Friday, March 30, 2012

Wheres my invisible life announcer!

So we all have see the TV commercial of the dog frantically running thru the house looking for bacon and the male funny voice comes on saying bacon bacon bacon wheres my bacon strips! Well now lets image me running thru my house going donuts donuts donuts. And my funny female voice chimes in wheres my donuts! This is me still til this day. I dream about bad foods, I desire bad foods I LOVE bad foods. Why is it that all the things we should eat are not as tasty or as naughty as the bad foods! Lets face it a carrot no matter how much you mentally pretend it is a Boston cream it is not a Boston cream! I think its funny how much I think about food. I sometimes think I have an issue. Thanks to the fantastic genes I have my metabolism is slower than sap coming out of a tree! So with that said everything I eat has an effect on me. More so than I could have imaged.
So lets look at your body as a car, it needs gas to run right and oil and all the parts need to be clean and in order its a machine well our bods are like this too. I use our belly's as the gas tank and our organs as the oil and our mind as the computer, our arms and legs as the wheels and the body of the car is our center of the body. In a perfect world we would all be chemically sound and all our body parts in amazing order and in good clean working order. However this is not how it works, some of us have chemical imbalances some of us have one leg longer than the other, one boob bigger than the other, some have freckles some have 2 colored eyes. So with all of our differences and different issues comes many new body challenges. Theres No one manual to fix us all. Trust me I wish there was, that's why there is no magical diet that works for everyone! And thank you advertisers who put theses adds out of theses stunning 5'10 blonde's with amazing abs and cut bodies, next to some miracle weight loss pill that shows a semi chubby girl version of them and wow in 12 weeks they lost all this weight. SO first let me say abs like that do not happen with a magic pill, yes you can lose lots of weight but muscles like that cant happen with out training and work and in a few weeks they will not form like that. Second its a gimmick to make people buy a product and of course women have the desire to be desired and loved and thought of as the alpha female so why not spend 30 dollars or more on a pill that claims to make you thin, attractive, more desirable. I am guilty. I am still guilty of looking at theses adds and going wow if i could only look like her! Thanks to photo shop any one can look amazing!
Women can be cruel to each other lol, we don't buy clothes, shoes etc for our man or soon to be callers. We have to prove we are the alpha female to all the other females and instead of peeing on things like dogs due we just spend lots of money, time, energy on making our skin shiner, our hair prettier, longer and thicker, our nails done our clothes the best. All so we have society to except us for who we are.. but are we really that.
If my invisible life announcer came on right now he would say.. "now lulu is in deep thought how do I save the little girls of the world" Then of course the best soundtrack music comes on and I jump up and run off to put on my lulu fitness cape and save all the little girls! Now here I go, cape on to save one little girl stuck in an adult woman's body ready to come out and shine!

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